*sneezes in korean*
Jonghyun tripping over his own feet ♥
And this is what Rain looks like in Korea
If my son is gay
- Son: mom... i'm gay
- Me: what was that?
- Son: i'm... gay
- Me: HA! KNEW IT!
- Son: wh...what?
- Husband: what's going on?
- Me: OUR SON'S GAY!
- Husband: oh god.
- Son: wait, is that okay?
- Husband: no, i mean yes, it's definitely okay, just, er... your mother...
- Me: ARE YOU DATING ANYONE?
- Son: i—
- Me: YOU CAN DATE WHOMEVER YOU WANT
- Son: that's great mom bu—
- Me: I AM SO PROUD OF YOU
- Husband: your mother has this thing about ga—
- Me: I'M GOING TO BAKE YOU A CAKE
- Son: mom that really isn—
- Me: HAVE YOU EVER SEEN SEKAIICHI HATSUKOI?! HAVE I EVER SHOWN IT TO YOU?
- Husband: shit
- Me: WHAT ABOUT JUNJOU ROMANTICA?
- Son: dad, what's going o—
- Me: WE ARE GOING TO STAY UP LATE AND TALK ABOUT BOYS
- Husband: walk away slowly son i'll try to handle your moth—
- Me: YOU CAN HAVE AS MANY SLEEPOVERS AS YOU WANT WITH BOYS AS LONG AS IF THEY'RE CUTE
- Son: i'm scared
- Husband: it's okay. i was worried that this was going to happen
- Me: I HAVE BEEN WAITING FOR THIS FOR SO LONG!!